A Tribute To Corey Worthington.

This is a tribute to Australian party boy, Corey Worthington.

In my opinion Corey Worthington is hands down, bloke of the decade. Many would agree. So why is everyone quick to forget such a fine depiction of younger generation bad-ass bloke? There is so much inspiration to be drawn from this bloke-prodigy.

So let us remember him:

The Corey Delaney Wiki page was sadly deleted in ‘08. Luckily it has been dug up and republished. Corey Delaney Wiki. Refresh yourself.

Now, A Corey Worthington Quote: 

Leila McKinnon: I suggest you go away and take a good hard look at yourself

Corey: I have… everyone has, they love it.

Pure genius.

Some Corey Worthington Media:

Corey was without a doubt a media sensation. Watch an interview:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/75230/

Eloquent, isn’t he?

Explore Corey’s creative expression, here’s his smash hit single:

Listen to Fight For Your Right by Corey Worthington

Fight, Corey. Fight.

Become his myspace friend:

http://www.myspace.com/4corzza

Good luck, it’s like, Corey Worthington.

Read the latest: 

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/816858/corey-worthington-hunts-for-a-job

A big thank you to NineMSN for that insightful article.

Well that just about wraps this all up. Long live this egotistical good-for-absolutely-nothing media whore. We need you.

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'More muscles than drinks? What kind of a scene is this?' - Thoughts of a babe trapped at the 'Get Wet…' Bloke party.

'More muscles than drinks? What kind of a scene is this?' - Thoughts of a babe trapped at the 'Get Wet…' Bloke party.

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This is an illustration of a Bloke on Bloke Dry Rape performance. A moment of pure ecstasy under the mask of one big bloke joke.  We certainly aren’t laughing - Just take a look at the level of focus displayed here.

This is an illustration of a Bloke on Bloke Dry Rape performance. A moment of pure ecstasy under the mask of one big bloke joke.  We certainly aren’t laughing - Just take a look at the level of focus displayed here.

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Don the lifeguard budgie smugglers! 
Deep inside the Aussie bloke there is a tanned, salty lifeguard waiting to surface and come to the rescue.

Don the lifeguard budgie smugglers! 

Deep inside the Aussie bloke there is a tanned, salty lifeguard waiting to surface and come to the rescue.

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Get a snap with your Burley Bloke Dad. We love this picture. Not-so-exotic brews in hand, big blokesy grins on faces. We’re in bloke heaven here son!

Get a snap with your Burley Bloke Dad. We love this picture. Not-so-exotic brews in hand, big blokesy grins on faces. We’re in bloke heaven here son!

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Out and about on a blokesy vacation? Well why not get creative with your camera? Show your girlfriend back home just how much fun you had…

There are many styles you can adopt when crafting your bloke shoot, but we can’t seem to look past good ol’ homo eroticism (see example above).

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Chicks are for fags… Listen up, this one is important. In the business of bloke we call this the ‘phantom’. Found a girl engrossed in conversation with an anti-bloke? What are you going to do? Impress surrounding blokes with your best phantom attack, that’s what. 

Chicks are for fags… Listen up, this one is important. In the business of bloke we call this the ‘phantom’. Found a girl engrossed in conversation with an anti-bloke? What are you going to do? Impress surrounding blokes with your best phantom attack, that’s what. 

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Slip into some short bright shorts, strip off that t-shirt and embark on a bloke cruise. A true favorite amongst popular bloke past times. Full speed ahead, wind in face, sun on abs, bloke under arm?

Slip into some short bright shorts, strip off that t-shirt and embark on a bloke cruise. A true favorite amongst popular bloke past times. Full speed ahead, wind in face, sun on abs, bloke under arm?

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Take a blokesy vacation. Grab a bunch of blokes, jump on a plane to Thailand and spend your days shirtless, smashing cheap brews amongst hauds of other blokes -Many of whom probably reside in your home country. It’s like you never left… Tip: Avoid interaction with locals unless you are engaging in witty humor at the expense of these culturally exotic natives.

Take a blokesy vacation. Grab a bunch of blokes, jump on a plane to Thailand and spend your days shirtless, smashing cheap brews amongst hauds of other blokes -Many of whom probably reside in your home country. It’s like you never left… Tip: Avoid interaction with locals unless you are engaging in witty humor at the expense of these culturally exotic natives.

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Why bother to take part in the run around that is conversation? Impress and enticte the opposite sex by getting physical. Wrestling a friend, for example, is a good option. Fuck it, get in the spa and wrestle. Team up with another worthy bloke and let the battle begin.
Fag Warning: Do not act in this manner unless in the company of females. Without them, you might just be… gay *crowd gasps*.

Why bother to take part in the run around that is conversation? Impress and enticte the opposite sex by getting physical. Wrestling a friend, for example, is a good option. Fuck it, get in the spa and wrestle. Team up with another worthy bloke and let the battle begin.

  • Fag Warning: Do not act in this manner unless in the company of females. Without them, you might just be… gay *crowd gasps*.

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